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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS
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| CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA? |
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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| INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY |
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.
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The runner, from space invaders
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| STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE |
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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| THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE |
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE |
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol
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| KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY |
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams
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| THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT |
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yes they are!
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| DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE |
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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| A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG. A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL. |
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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| DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN |
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.
...Against walls, bars, people...
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE |
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.
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| NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT! |
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
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| YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP |
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb
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| KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL |
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!
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| I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, |
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy
A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!
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| I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY) |
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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| LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS |
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets
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| DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES? |
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
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| CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY |
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Censorship is just protection from reality.
We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!
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| THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV |
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down
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| IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG? |
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY |
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Running the country, Ruining the country
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.
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| DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID |
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!
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| ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE |
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