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QUOTATION TSHIRTS
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| THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV |
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down
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This t-shirt has a navy colour print
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| THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM |
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.
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This t-shirt has a yellow gold colour print
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manic miner, you love it!
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE |
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley
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The runner, from space invaders
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
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| KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL |
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!
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| 80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE |
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.
next time someone asks you something, look at it from their point of view. It's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!
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This t-shirt has a blue colour print
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| GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD |
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud
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| GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY |
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.
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monk, monk, monk???
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| IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG? |
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.
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| WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY? |
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)
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| DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE |
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice
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| STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE |
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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tell customers, who are your staff
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY |
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
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| TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN |
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).
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| IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING |
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening
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Jarcode Barcode
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| INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED |
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Intolerance will not be tolerated
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| STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!) |
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE |
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.
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| DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID |
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful
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| TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN |
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!
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| IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING! |
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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