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QUOTATION TSHIRTS
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i love pickled eggs
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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tell customers, who are your staff
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odd ash tray
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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| YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN |
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you can use me again & again
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| IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING |
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!
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| STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING |
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.
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manic miner, you love it!
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| INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY |
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!
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So stop bugging me
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| I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN? |
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.
I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?
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| WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION |
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen
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| STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!) |
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)
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| GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD |
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud
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| FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP |
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fat men are harder to kidnap
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| I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, |
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy
A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!
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| BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.
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| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE |
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley
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| PITFALL, WHAT A GAME! |
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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| GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY |
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame
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monk, monk, monk???
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posh party raver
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG? |
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.
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