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Friday 4th Jul 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
£14
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yes they are!

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SPACE INVADER
£14
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA?
£14
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!

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POSH PARTY RAVER
£14
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posh party raver

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ANDY WARHOL
£14
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
£14
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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WOODY ALLEN
£14
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.

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BOY FLYING ANVIL
£14
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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LESS IS MORE
£14
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL
£14
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
£14
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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MONK
£14
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monk, monk, monk???

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DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
£14
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
£14
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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STUBBED OUT
£16
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY?
£14
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
£16
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
£14
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
£14
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
£14
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
£14
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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PAC MAN GHOST
£14
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pac man ghost, watch out, he's comin' after you.

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
£14
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
£14
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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MANIC MINER
£14
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manic miner, you love it!

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE
£14
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol

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WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION
£14
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen

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LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY
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Running the country, Ruining the country

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CHEVY CHASE QUOTE
£14
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
£14
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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IGGY POP
£14
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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I DO NOT WORK HERE
£14
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So stop bugging me

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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
£14
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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AL GORE QUOTE
£14
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!

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DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?
£14
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
£14
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
£14
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO BUSY WHEN A BALANCING ACT BECOMES A JUGGLING ACT
£14
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You know you're too busy when a balancing act becomes a juggling act.

slow down, make a note, look at it later!

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IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG?
£14
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?

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STAFF
£14
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tell customers, who are your staff

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KEITH RICHARDS
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".

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TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
£14
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i love pickled eggs

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