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O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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FUNNY T-SHIRTS


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POLE POSITION
£14
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE
£14
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
£14
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN
£15
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you can use me again & again

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
£14
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
£14
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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AL GORE QUOTE
£14
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!

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IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
£14
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
£14
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin

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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
£14
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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WOODY ALLEN
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.

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STUBBED OUT
£16
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION.
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone askd you something, look at it from their point of view. it's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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ANDY WARHOL
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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I DO NOT WORK HERE
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So stop bugging me

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DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.

...Against walls, bars, people...

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DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME,
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
£16
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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UPTON SINCLAIR QUOTE
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
£16
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
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well I don't know, do you?

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ANTI SUICIDE QUOTE
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.

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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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MANIC MINER
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manic miner, you love it!

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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