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Friday 4th Jul 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
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eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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FUNNY T-SHIRTS


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KEITH RICHARDS
£14
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
£14
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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GOULIES
£14
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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BULLSHIT
£14
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM
£14
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.

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IT'S NOT MY JOB
£14
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME,
£14
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
£14
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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WOODY ALLEN
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION.
£14
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
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i love pickled eggs

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WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG. A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
£14
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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ASH TRAY
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odd ash tray

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JAR CODE
£14
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Jarcode Barcode

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FLUFF OR DUST?
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO BUSY WHEN A BALANCING ACT BECOMES A JUGGLING ACT
£14
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You know you're too busy when a balancing act becomes a juggling act.

slow down, make a note, look at it later!

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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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THE RUNNER
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The runner, from space invaders

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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KENNETH WILLIAMS
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.

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CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA?
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

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IGGY POP
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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ACID FACE
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone askd you something, look at it from their point of view. it's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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STUBBED OUT
£16
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
£14
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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GOD IS IN THE DETAILS
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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