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FUNNY T-SHIRTS
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| NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT! |
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
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| 80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE |
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.
next time someone askd you something, look at it from their point of view. it's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!
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This t-shirt has a blue colour print
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| CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION. |
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.
People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".
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pac man ghost, watch out, he's comin' after you.
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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| PITFALL, WHAT A GAME! |
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!
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This t-shirt has a brown colour print
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| IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING! |
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!
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This t-shirt has a yellow gold colour print
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| STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE |
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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| BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE |
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.
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| DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM |
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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| LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY |
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Running the country, Ruining the country
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| REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN |
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin
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| INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED |
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Intolerance will not be tolerated
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| GOD IS IN THE DETAILS |
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME |
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol
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| KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY |
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams
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This t-shirt has a brown colour print
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray
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| WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION |
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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| EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT |
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is
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| KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL |
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards
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| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.
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| TO DISAGREE WITH THREE QUARTERS OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC IS ONE OF THE FIRST REQUISITES OF SANITY. |
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To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.
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| CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA? |
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.
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| I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, |
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy
A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!
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