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FUNNY T-SHIRTS
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!
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| GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD |
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud
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| DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID |
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
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| DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM |
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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| I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN? |
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.
I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?
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This t-shirt has a navy colour print
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE |
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN |
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.
...Against walls, bars, people...
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| YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO BUSY WHEN A BALANCING ACT BECOMES A JUGGLING ACT |
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You know you're too busy when a balancing act becomes a juggling act.
slow down, make a note, look at it later!
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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| EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT |
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL |
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol
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odd ash tray
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| THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT |
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yes they are!
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.
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| DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? |
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well I don't know, do you?
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
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| NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT! |
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
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| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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| IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT |
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.
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| REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN |
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin
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| I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE |
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote
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| THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE |
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.
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| WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING |
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.
Just look forward and forget the past!
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monk, monk, monk???
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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| A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG. A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL. |
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.
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i love pickled eggs
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!
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