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eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
£14
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY
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Running the country, Ruining the country

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DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
£14
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well I don't know, do you?

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down

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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG. A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL.
£14
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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MANIC MINER
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manic miner, you love it!

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
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i love pickled eggs

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THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME,
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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JAR CODE
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Jarcode Barcode

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone askd you something, look at it from their point of view. it's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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ANDY WARHOL
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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ACID FACE
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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MONK
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monk, monk, monk???

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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GOULIES
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

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ANTI SUICIDE QUOTE
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.

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EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening

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KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams

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PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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KEITH RICHARDS
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".

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IGGY POP
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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KENNETH WILLIAMS
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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SIGMUND FREUD
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähr