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FUNNY T-SHIRTS
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| KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL |
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards
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| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
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| CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY |
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Censorship is just protection from reality.
We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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monk, monk, monk???
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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| IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES |
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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| DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE |
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice
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| NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT! |
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
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manic miner, you love it!
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| I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY) |
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.
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| LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS |
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets
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| IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT |
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE |
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.
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| I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE |
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote
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| FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP |
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fat men are harder to kidnap
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pac man ghost, watch out, he's comin' after you.
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| YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN |
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you can use me again & again
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| I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, |
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy
A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.
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odd ash tray
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| IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING! |
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!
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This t-shirt has a yellow gold colour print
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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| EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT |
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.
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| IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING |
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!
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| LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK |
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the stupid leading the weak
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| STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING |
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!
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| KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY |
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
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| DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN |
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.
...Against walls, bars, people...
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| 80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE |
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.
next time someone askd you something, look at it from their point of view. it's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!
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