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Friday 4th Jul 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
£14
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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MANIC MINER
£14
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manic miner, you love it!

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GOULIES
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
£14
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
£14
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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PITFALL SCORPION
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
£14
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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STUBBED OUT
£16
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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SIGMUND FREUD
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.


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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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GOD IS IN THE DETAILS
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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JAMES ELKINS QUOTE
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY
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Running the country, Ruining the country

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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BULLSHIT
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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PITFALL, WHAT A GAME!
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!

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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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ACID FACE
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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CHEVY CHASE QUOTE
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.

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TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
£16
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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IT'S NOT MY JOB
£14
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?

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I DO NOT WORK HERE
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So stop bugging me

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING
£14
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening

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TO DISAGREE WITH THREE QUARTERS OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC IS ONE OF THE FIRST REQUISITES OF SANITY.
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To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde

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CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA?
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!

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KENNETH WILLIAMS
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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POSH PARTY RAVER
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posh party raver

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AL GORE QUOTE
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!

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PENUS
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.

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KEITH RICHARDS
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".

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