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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS
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YOU CAN CHANGE IT to another when you get to the ordering page.
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?
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| NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT! |
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
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This t-shirt has a white colour print
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i love pickled eggs
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| THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV |
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down
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This t-shirt has a navy colour print
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manic miner, you love it!
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.
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| LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK |
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the stupid leading the weak
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| BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.
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| CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA? |
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.
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| I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, |
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy
A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!
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| DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID |
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful
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| GOD IS IN THE DETAILS |
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD
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| KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY |
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams
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| DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM |
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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| DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES? |
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask
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| IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES |
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges
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| YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP |
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb
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tell customers, who are your staff
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This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL |
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol
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| TO DISAGREE WITH THREE QUARTERS OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC IS ONE OF THE FIRST REQUISITES OF SANITY. |
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To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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| WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING |
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.
Just look forward and forget the past!
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| I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION |
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant
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| YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN |
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you can use me again & again
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
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| THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT |
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yes they are!
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.
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| STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING |
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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| NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE |
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?
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| DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN |
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.
...Against walls, bars, people...
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!
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| YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO BUSY WHEN A BALANCING ACT BECOMES A JUGGLING ACT |
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You know you're too busy when a balancing act becomes a juggling act.
slow down, make a note, look at it later!
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| INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED |
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Intolerance will not be tolerated
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?
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| MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE |
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION |
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen
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