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Friday 4th Jul 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
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eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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PENUS
£14
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.

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ANDY WARHOL
£14
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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STUBBED OUT
£16
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
£14
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA?
£14
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME,
£14
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
£14
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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GHANDI
£14
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.

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JAMES ELKINS QUOTE
£14
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.

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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
£14
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the stupid leading the weak

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IGGY POP
£14
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
£14
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
£14
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
£16
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
£14
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
£14
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i love pickled eggs

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PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM
£14
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.

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LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY
£14
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Running the country, Ruining the country

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
£14
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
£14
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?
£14
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
£14
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone askd you something, look at it from their point of view. it's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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MANIC MINER
£14
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manic miner, you love it!

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
£14
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
£14
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG. A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL.
£14
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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PITFALL SCORPION
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
£14
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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GOULIES
£14
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
£14
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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ASH TRAY
£14
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odd ash tray

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CHEVY CHASE QUOTE
£14
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
£14
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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LESS IS MORE
£14
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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TO DISAGREE WITH THREE QUARTERS OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC IS ONE OF THE FIRST REQUISITES OF SANITY.
£14
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To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde

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I WORK HERE
£14
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
£14