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Friday 4th Jul 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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KEITH RICHARDS
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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BOY FLYING ANVIL
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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GHANDI
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.

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KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards

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TO DISAGREE WITH THREE QUARTERS OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC IS ONE OF THE FIRST REQUISITES OF SANITY.
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To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone askd you something, look at it from their point of view. it's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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PITFALL SCORPION
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!

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ACID FACE
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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GOD IS IN THE DETAILS
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO BUSY WHEN A BALANCING ACT BECOMES A JUGGLING ACT
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You know you're too busy when a balancing act becomes a juggling act.

slow down, make a note, look at it later!

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol

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PAC MAN GHOST
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pac man ghost, watch out, he's comin' after you.

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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STUBBED OUT
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

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DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.

...Against walls, bars, people...

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DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
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well I don't know, do you?

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
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the stupid leading the weak

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DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask

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BLAISE PASCAL QUOTE
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