We make odd, strange, bizarre, and sometimes funny T-Shirts that you can buy online. We also have an ever growing selection of quotation tshirts, these are famous, infamous or just really good! We'd like to think that most of our tshirts wont be found anywhere else. Most designs just pop into our brains, and we make them. Our range is fairly small, but we will be adding more as time goes on.
people tshirts - just the images of the people you will find in our other tees.
political tshirts - these are tshirts that have a political, news and current affairs aspect to them.
dated tshirts - just year dates so far, using typefaces that are relevant to the era. Soon we might have famous dates in history, but only you who buy them will know the relevance!
work tshirts - tshirts to wear at work, some are professional, some are completely unprofessional.
All of our Tee shirts are of a high quality and are all 100% cotton. All TShirts on this site have been designed by Odditees.
We have t-shirts in a range of colours, most tee shirt colours can be changed if you want. We will soon stock caps, messenger bags and other stuff in a variety of colours and designs. You can pay with any of the normal range of cards, and we deliver virtually anywhere in the world, if you can see your countries flag at the top of the page, we deliver there!
If you have an idea for any Avant-garde Tshirts that you would like to see, contact us and let us know your idea. We'll then make it up, and put it on the site. We are in the process building a bespoke section for all our customers ideas.
If you have any problems or questions, please contact us, and we'll try to sort it out.
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we sell tshirts, some people call them Tee Shirts, others say t-shirts, We think they are, avant-garde, bizarre, crazy, different, eccentric, unusual, freaky and funny, we like a joke, we love to quote a quotation and finally we adore the odd.
odditees currently sells t shirts with the varied titles of:
Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley in Dr Strangelove, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!, Andy Warhol, you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, Kenneth Williams, 80% of questions are statements in disguise, Stubbed Out - Put it out, please, Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean, Andy Warhol Quote - Anyone, I am the master of my own density (not destiny), Andy Warhol Quote - Superficial, Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid, pitfall, what a game!, I envy people who drink, Oscar Levant quotation, space invader, acid face, Mohandas Gandhi Quote, Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?, Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley Quote, bullshit, Another catastrophic failure of intelligence, terry jones quote - life of brian, boy flying anvil, baked beans on toast, Stubbed out, labour - running the country, Ghandi, you can use me again & again, labour - the stupid leading the weak, A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well., I'm a complete liar, Blaise Pascal Quote, If you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening, Jar code, I do not work here, Al Gore Quote, if at first you don't succeed..., Stubbed Out - No Smoking, this bloke offered me a TV, Upton Sinclair Quote, OCD - who could be arsed?, It’s extremely difficult to have a sensible argument with a complete idiot, the customer is always right, gordon brown - I'll give you a say, thank god for atheism, fat men are harder to kidnap, Peter Sellers, Inspector Clouseau, gordon brown - say it loud, staff, Inspector Clouseau Quote - minky, monk, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,, boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine, Keith Richards, I work here, can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?, Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!), Iggy Pop, less is more, Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice, You know you're too busy when a balancing act becomes a juggling act, Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?, fluff or dust?, Keith Richards - funeral, Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs, Lily Tomlin, Andy Warhol Quote - Perfume, Chevy Chase Tshirt, Kenneth Williams Quote - Infamy, tony blair weaves a tangled web of deceit, Censorship is just protection from reality, Beer, A temporary solution, but a damn good one, i love pickled eggs, Labour - voted in by empty minds, space invader, The Runner, do you want fries with that?, The cost of things is not just about the price, james elkins quote, pitfall scorpion, Chevy Chase quote, james brown - sex machine, ash tray, god is in the details, shut the fuck up, goulies, If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?, Woody Allen Quote - Masterbation, edward young quote, Do Selfridges sell fridges?, Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian, Intolerance will not be tolerated, penus, To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity., anti suicide quote, boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray, Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question., No I don't bloody know who you bloody are, to make something clean, something else must become dirty, If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!, Sigmund Freud, pac man ghost, it's not my job, Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm, why look back, it is not where you are going, posh party raver, manic miner, Woody Allen, Sigmund Freud Quote, I am no more humble than my talents require, Oscar Levant quote, everything is 98% shit, pole position,
We make odd t-shirts, strange t shirts and plainly bizarre t shirts. We love all types of t-shirts, and buy loads on a daily basis, but cant be producers of them all so we only make these types.
The T-shirt is a great way of saying something, something you feel like saying, something you agree with, something to confuse people, and all for a few pounds.
We use t-shirts to describe a message, our feelings or our affiliations. The teams we support, the bands we like, even the companies we buy from.
Tee shirts are a perennial fashion item, essential in every wardrobe in the land. The fact that they are so inexpensive, ideal as an undergarment in the winter, or the only layer in the summer, whatever way you wear it, it will be comfortable and durable. Young or old, we can all wear one sort or another.
T-shirts are infinitely customisable, hundreds and thousand of colours, and an infinite combination of images, designs and type styles and sizes. the message is unique, but always clear.
Obviously tee shirts started out in history as underwear, but as time has passed they have evolved into sporting wear, and up to the present day where they are ubiquitous.
In the 1960's people started to customise their shirts, by tie dyeing and screen printing the basic cotton T-Shirt. The different types of shirt began to develop the Tank Top, Muscle Shirt, Scoop Neck, V-Neck, polo shirt and Raglan. T-shirts were soon used by marketing companies all over the world. They started to make informative and/or funny T-shirts with logo's and slogans ever since then.
The American T-Shirt came of age during the late sixties and seventies, when music bands started to realize that they could make extra income selling their own T-Shirts. Professional sports also realised and soon, officially licensed T-Shirts became must have items for all supporters and fans.
Tee shirts became commonly accepted as day to day clothing everyday clothing in the early 1970's it was music, and namely punk rock that really fixed their position as standard youth clothing.
Putting on a t shirt is the simplest, cheapest and easiest way to make a statement. Just like marlon Brando, in black leather and a plain white cool T-shirt, T-shirt wearing James Dean and many others had all played their part in making it essential wear for a cool, rebellious youth, punk sealed the t-shirts status as acceptable clothing for the new generation of rebels.
The beauty of T-shirt design is the love at first sight nature of the idea/buyer relationship, from the coolest, funkiest graphic to the most profound philosophy. Since about 1990 the shape of the tee shirt has evolved to outsize, unisex baggy clothing as well as tight and skimpy t-shirts. Amusingly, a new trend in Japan has random English words on T-shirts which usually don't actually make any sense but sell well in Asia. But it's tough in tshirt land as one proud American owner of a t-shirt bought in Japan with some rather nice Japanese writing on it later discovered that it in fact said "fucking stupid American tourist"
Everyone has a favourite t-shirt because the tee remains, literally, a cool thing to wear. The t-shirt is inexpensive, always in fashion and is a great way to make a statement with a slogan, logo or picture.